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letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

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ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

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Wohoo.

amiciarai:

malicemornedhel:

If you’re a fan of …

- Sherlock
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Alan Rickman
- Harry Potter
- Skyrim
- Lord of the Rings & Hobbit

… please reblog. I’ll follow you. :]

(Auch deutsche Sherlockians und Angehörige des CumberCollectives sind überaus gerne gesehen. Zeigt euch, ihr Herzchen! ♥)

http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/17/benedict-cumberbatch4.gif

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

  • Me: Hello?
  • Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
  • Me: I have no mother.
  • Her: Well can I speak to your father?
  • Me: Yeah, which one?
  • Her: Which one is home?
  • Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
  • Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
  • Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
  • Her: So who's Antonio?
  • Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
  • Her: So Carlos was cheating?
  • Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
  • Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
  • Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
  • Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
  • Me: I never said that.
  • Her: Yes, yes you did!
  • Me: No I didn't.
  • Her: Y-yes! You did!
  • Me: Did what?
  • Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

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whoisryanabe:

I’m convinced that Gatsby just straight up forgot Nick’s name

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iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:

rosalarian:

appleznbananaz:

addisuns:

if the villains won

This is a terrible post.

Creepily wonderful

The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.

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timemakesnomistakes asked: virtual hug <3

virtual hug back <3

So it’s been a while since I posted something of my own. I’ve been busy with family and school and life in general. It’s been difficult lately because all my friends from my old town have basically forgotten about me and I don’t have any where I am now. The people here don’t stop talking about weed and I personally have no interest. I miss talking about robots and scary movies and fighting over who has the worst looking hair. I miss Ashley and her viola, Ariana and her adventures, Sara with her Ice Hockey, Erin and her ice hockey, Rebecca and the french horn, Emma and Everything!, Joe and Dr.Who, Brad and just whatever, Matt and his ticklishness. I miss everyone. I miss when it was just my mom, sister and I. The three of us didn’t have much but it was enough. Great things have happened too. I have an amazing boyfriend, my only friend. We’ve been together for seven months now and I love him. I also went on a trip to Scotland, Ireland, and England! It was a fantastic trip. I got along with people but nobody has talked to me since the trip. I loved Scotland. The Highlands there were gorgeous. I will upload some pictures finally soon (: SO… that is my update. I will try to post more often (not that anyone actually reads these)